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RIAA Sues BlackBerry and SMS Users Over Pantented Language Use

"Suburbanites have been stealing from Hip Hop culture for decades. If European companies can sue BlackBerry for SMS, then we need some of that money too!" RIAA (Reparations Is All Around) President 2Poppa Cap Inya said Thursday.

RIAA represents members of the hip hop community, claiming that the entire short message craze was started, developed, and distributed by Hip Hop artists. The organization is filing suit, seeking compensation from both the commercial purveyors of infringing intellectual property and from "wanksters and wannabe hustlers" using their cultural communications trend without permission through the infringing networks. RIAA has patents pending with the EU.

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Submitted by jasonn on December 1, 2005 - 6:07pm.

3 Cowboys, 3 Drinks

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

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Submitted by jasonn on November 18, 2005 - 2:40pm.